January 2012
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hilaryskank: there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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stormcloud: i don’t care how big or small ur wiener is. what im really attracted to is the wiener inside u. ur heart wiener. heart wiener
Dec 31st
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underaged: May your 2012 be filled with unprotected sex and rampant drug abuse.
Dec 31st
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so I go into my room and sit on my bed and light some incense.. my dad walked down the hallway and stuck his head in the door and said “goodnight Confucius” i like him he’s cute
Dec 31st
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How teens and adults text: Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults -  What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff but actually.
Dec 31st
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me on new years eve: my new years resolution is to lose weight and eat healthy and exercise!!!!!!!
me 10 minutes into 2012: *eats entire kitchen*
Dec 31st
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wow.. don’t remember the last time I laughed so hard/so much and had so much fun. I went skating with chris and mike, and then afterwards we met up with Morgan and stayed at denny’s for about an hour and a half. and I ran into some old friends.
Dec 31st
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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why is it called a training bra what are you training for the bra olympics the boob championships
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
I just sit here and switch between Twitter and...
midwesthotmess: Spoiler Alert: Nothing is going to happen. this is actually my SAD, sad life
Dec 30th
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so i just said “i wish people would put things in my ask” but it sounded like “ass” and it was awkward for a sec
Dec 30th
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MIKE HAS THE CUTEST LAUGH EVER
I CANT HANDLE THIS SHIT IT IS SO CONTAGIOUS
Dec 30th
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on oovoo wit my main bitch mike
he has become my life
Dec 30th
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going shopping with mike
:)
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